Just call me Emperor Koehler

So I just took a "What famous leader are you?" quiz online, and guess who I am. Yea, guess you sons of bitches. I am Saddam Hussein. Great. I am just about the most hated person on Earth besides Hesson of course, but yea, I am a mother fucking terrorist. Great. A lot of people must like me. Yea, so it says "people who don't like you better like chemical weapons." so great, that is why so many people are nice to me, they are scared I am going to throw the black plague on their asses. I am a damn dictator. I might as well start taking over clemson and then south carolina. i will start calling myself jon koehler, the emperor of the united states like that crazy dude from san francisco did back in the 1800's. great, at least i am not hitler...hallocaust, here we come b/c i am going to be the leader. except ill just kill fat and ugly people. great. my life is great. i don't hide in the ground in barns. i don't do that. no i dont, dont say i do. why couldn't i have been someone like winston churchill. he is a good guy, well he was at least now that he is dead...but yea, i wouldn't have even minded being castro but yea, i get hussein. no wonder i cant get girls. who wants some dirty old iraqian? is that a word, iraqian? oh well...they look at me and say "damn, if i get close and then back away, he will bomb my ass...he will have me killed if i don't do what he says..." yea, thats why i cant get girls. not b/c of my puffy nipples....its b/c im a dirty old iraqian. damnit, dont you tell me my business. im bored. i actually did work today up until about 4 and now im bored. i only have about 20 more minutes here b/c this has taken 10 minutes. ill go take some more online quizzes. so long mothas

jon koehler