The Dip in Life--Matt

so im working right now...not really doing much, which is the usual and im sitting here thinking and im thinking about how i left the house today and matts window to his car on the front passenger side door was down...and im sitting here thinking--well, i can understand a back window being down b/c i have done that b/c sometimes you roll up all your windows and then you get out and realized you thought you were holding the back window roller upper thing but evidently you werent b/c the window is still down...i also can understand leaving the two front windows or the two back windows down just a crack b/c you thought you had rolled them up all the way but seemed to accidentally leave them down a little...but now here is my question? how can you accidentally just leave your entire passenger side window down and nothing else? there are 3 possible choices in my mind: 1) your window broke--that is legitimate b/c stuff breaks and hell, did you see my car window until the other week? 2) you were completely just out of it--understandable but for this instance just b/c i hate you, not acceptable you moron and then there is 3) this im not at liberty to discuss b/c i dont know who reads this but if you left after i went to bed--NO! what are you thinking? bad matt--thats all i have to say...my footsteps are bad (and same w/ chris mortons footsteps...im sure he has beaten the trail of stupidity and stubbornness before many a times as well but i could be incorrect so dont go making assumptions, you hear me? i dont think guillermo and hessy have except for dipping their toes in once or twice--smart kids, they will be our future...they will be our presidents, our bankers, our doctors, our biochemists, our high school history teachers that stare at the girls and little boys in the locker room and then invite them for sleep overs; these children are our future...love them, hug them, and most of all--make fun of them b/c look at them, they deserve it...) but back to my discussion...i have a friend matt whose name must be kept confidential but he is half korean and i would like to mention a quote from him about how he has learned many a tales from life--his quote says "man, jon, i have learned many a tales from life..." now read this quote w/ all your heart and mind matt b/c he is korean (they are kind of close to china and chinese people have people like confucious...) and learn from this quote. breathe in the wisdom and love life b/c you dont want some crazy black guy singing korean loves songs to you while some big dude steals your ham from you in the tv lounge, do you? b/c i know someone who has had that happen to him and he has learned many a tales from life...you should hear him speak, when he speaks...people listen just like how people did when billy shakespeare wrote a whole lot o' sonnets. i dont know why i am writing this matt--i guess i care, i guess i love, i guess i actually really just plain ol despise you, but hey...you keep that chin up, dont frown, stop it...im telling you, you too can turn around...you too can learn to just use the university village as an overnight parking lot b/c i have many a times b/c now a days you can just walk home and trust me, i know, its actually an enjoyable walk and i always come back and they treat my car so nice...no one touches it, even when it stays there for almost 24 hours--in fact, people seem to enjoy calling you the next day and telling you where your car is or telling you that they think its funny that your car is still there and its almost 6 oclock in the evening on a sunday....give these people meaning in life--let them live, let them breathe, they are good people--they are our friends...we just need to sit back and observe life. sure we can do this while listening to lfo and eddie money but we should do this while listening to these talented musicians in a home cd player, i have a 5 disc cd player...we can listen to hours of good music and never even have to get up--these are the trials of life b/c i know jammin to john fogerty and not ccr is quite fun to do while driving around in a pimp mobile but imagine hardcore dancing like a karate master in the hallway? now thats something you cant do in a car...that is a good time, that is what makes men smile and women flash these men...well, maybe the flashing makes men smile or maybe it doesnt b/c not all men like women, some like other men, you better not be one of those men or i might have to get a lock on my door...you better not actually come in one night and sit next to my bed until i wake up and then make me get out of bed and sit on the futon for an hour and then go back to bed like how i thought you did the other night--speaking of that, are you sure you werent there? b/c i could have sworn you were and i actually did talk to someone (maybe they didnt speak back but i did talk and i did sit there for an hour b/c i was so convinced you told me to...but yea, you sure you didnt?) but back to what i was saying...lets just have a good time and make 500 people dinner...this is all i ask; my name is jon koehler and i have seen the light--in fact, i have seen many, i can look up at the ceiling right now and i count about 27 or so...you look up and see the light and we will hold hands and rejoice while singing kiss me by sixpence none the richer to hessy and his good friend greg schwindalbaumerhammanstein. all i ask is that i get to sleep on the left side of the bed when the night has come to a close b/c this side is where i feel comfortable, this side is where your mom made me sleep last night, this side is the side for winners...and i, jon koehler, am a winner. you stay clean and dont do drugs except for that allegra and mylanta and we will talk later on in the evening. so long mothas (not pronounced mo-tas by the way: you crazy foreign kids and your crazy accents and crazy ways of making love...)

ps- i just made like $16 for writing this, is that not cooler than you or what? bitches...dirty pop and some cheez-its for us all

damn, im weird...but hey, who isnt?