shotgun rules
check out this piece of shit...these are worst excuses for shotgun rules ever. so i've decided that once a week i'll look at one of these so-called "official rules" and break them down to what they really are: official crap.
the rule
Section 1-4:Early calls are strictly prohibited. All occupants of the vehicle (including the driver) must be outside of the building and directly on the way to the vehicle before shotgun may be called. Under no circumstances may a person call shotgun inside a building. For sake of simplicity, a garage is considered to be outside. Parking structures and detached garages are always considered as being outdoors, even if they are underground.
the break down
this is inane bullshit. so the basis of this rule stands true--you simply can't make a call too early (i.e. 30 minutes before you leave, a week prior to a road trip). but declaring that you must be outside along with every other passenger in the car to call shot is utter crap. it's been a long debated issue as to whether you have to be outside to call shotgun and probably won't be resolved ever, so why the fuck are you going to try and say in an "official rule" that you must be? i didn't vote on this horse shit, neither did you, so fuck this rule, it's out. by the way--group projects are gay...especially with shotgun, so let's drop that shit also. to say that everyone's got to be outside is overdoing it just a little bit, don't you think?
the rule
Section 1-4: In the instance that one of the passengers may become so ill during the course of the journey that the other occupants feel he/she will toss their cookies, then the ill person should be given Shotgun to make appropriate use of the window.
the break down:
i don't know about you, but i'm not giving shotgun to any piece of shit who's too sick to sit in the back seat. there are reasons the middle seat is called "bitch seat", and sick people are one of them. i hate all of you weakly immune bitches. go take some tylenol and stay home from school...cause as far as i'm concerned, your bitch ass can walk home.
like i said...all of theses rules are either fucking riduculous or unnecessary. i'm gonna go now--retards make my head hurt.
the rule
Section 1-4:Early calls are strictly prohibited. All occupants of the vehicle (including the driver) must be outside of the building and directly on the way to the vehicle before shotgun may be called. Under no circumstances may a person call shotgun inside a building. For sake of simplicity, a garage is considered to be outside. Parking structures and detached garages are always considered as being outdoors, even if they are underground.
the break down
this is inane bullshit. so the basis of this rule stands true--you simply can't make a call too early (i.e. 30 minutes before you leave, a week prior to a road trip). but declaring that you must be outside along with every other passenger in the car to call shot is utter crap. it's been a long debated issue as to whether you have to be outside to call shotgun and probably won't be resolved ever, so why the fuck are you going to try and say in an "official rule" that you must be? i didn't vote on this horse shit, neither did you, so fuck this rule, it's out. by the way--group projects are gay...especially with shotgun, so let's drop that shit also. to say that everyone's got to be outside is overdoing it just a little bit, don't you think?
the rule
Section 1-4: In the instance that one of the passengers may become so ill during the course of the journey that the other occupants feel he/she will toss their cookies, then the ill person should be given Shotgun to make appropriate use of the window.
the break down:
i don't know about you, but i'm not giving shotgun to any piece of shit who's too sick to sit in the back seat. there are reasons the middle seat is called "bitch seat", and sick people are one of them. i hate all of you weakly immune bitches. go take some tylenol and stay home from school...cause as far as i'm concerned, your bitch ass can walk home.
like i said...all of theses rules are either fucking riduculous or unnecessary. i'm gonna go now--retards make my head hurt.
2 Comments:
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this takes the fun out of calling shotgun.
if you can't argue or beat the shit out of each other for the right to ride then whats the point of having fun.
man, i wish i was as cool as "burp !" commenting on peoples things that i dont even know...did we say he could comment? no! now go bake me a cake bitch
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