Am I not cool enough?

So all that I am wondering this lovely morning is why is my name not under "the crew?" i joined your little thing and ll i wanted was to have my name "koehler" under the lis of members...buts as ofnow, its not. what should i do about that? i really dont have anything to type so im not even making anyone crack a smile--sorry i apologize, nore more will i waste anyones time. im pitiful--kick my ass please. thats all i ask

here is something i you will all enjoy though (i know matt and hessy did...)

well crap, i dont know how to include a picture...if i figure it out, ill put it here--and again, another reason to beat me up...damnit and according to matt, my nut sack is looking quite nice